• Christian

Introducing the band.


I was a Suede fan, boy.


I paid for a guitar teacher to show me how to play several Suede songs (the photos are above). So if you ever want someone to play the guitar solo from "Metal Mickey" or "Moving," or the entirety of "The Wild Ones", I can do that at your cheese party.


I won a competition for a signed tour poster; my illustration, --which isn't that great, really--is above. An upstairs neighbor's leaky toilet ruined the signed poster when I lived in a depressing apartment in West L.A.


Man. Just LOOK at Bernard's guitar.

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